Like a Crazy Elsa Klensch: themorallycorruptfayeresnick: Jennifer Aniston having a breakdown as...
Jennifer Aniston having a breakdown as The Best Thing I Never Had comes on over the radio in Pier1 imports.
Jennifer Aniston looking through her OkCupid inbox and shedding a single tear.
Jennifer Aniston professing in an interview that she always preferred
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Look At This Useful Dog of the Day: Who says you can’t teach an old dog booze tricks?
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This is way more useful than my mom trying to teach our dog to walk in a circle.
Know What's Fucking Crazy?: Old People.
Mannn, old people are weird. Like, I know there’s that cliché about how the day we’re born is the day we start to die—which is fucked up—but for real. Getting old is fucking really crazy.
It’s just one of those sad facts of life. We are babies. We grow into children and teenagers and…
EVERY TIME I see an old person, I always am thinking, “Oh my god, I am going to look unrecognizable in 50 years. Like, unrecognizable compared to this point.” It disgusts me almost! I don’t want my face to look like it’s all melty :(
(Source: themorallycorruptfayeresnick)
